Transfer window, part one

I'm sorry, I must still be sleeping. I could've sworn this article said Carlos Tevez was going to West Ham, though.

God, finally the transfer window gets interesting. It would be on the last day.

Stem cells? Yeah, that's not creepy.

Say whatever you want, I totally think Henry's breeding himself a race of superbabies.

Said babies will be able to score twenty goals in a season, in between bouts of pouting and shrugging all French-like.

New season what?

I am so happy that Daniel Agger is not dead. And that we've finally remembered how to win in the league. For one shining moment yesterday, we were above Chelsea and Arsenal in the standings, and I know it's early in the season, but I don't care. That's pretty awesome. As long as Liverpool doesn't start the season as badly as they did last year, I think they'll be in pretty good shape. Especially if Chelsea continues to try their interesting "playing with no defense" experiment.

And speaking of Chelsea, God must be a Barca fan, that's all I have to say. Which is fine with me. However, I'm not thrilled that God seems to be an AC Milan fan as well. I wonder if He missed the part over the summer where they're big dirty cheaters and shouldn't even be in the Champions League. I mean, seriously. My mom could make it out of that group. Though I guess Man U had a similarly easy group last season, and we all remember what happened then, don't we, Footie Girl? I'm really looking forward to this year's Champions League, since that whole Italian drama has opened the field to more teams from smaller countries, it seems. It should be interesting. As far as Liverpool's draw, I'm pretty happy, I suppose. PSV will be a challenge, but barring some disaster, it seems like we'll make it out of the group.

Changing the subject entirely, yay, Man City! Here's hoping more clubs follow suit.

Hi.

Oh God, y'all, I had no idea it'd been this long. Blame the start of the school year (yes, in August) and Liverpool's refusal to be consistently good for making me not want to write about them. I'm planning a longer update tonight, but for now, I just thought y'all might want to know that there's definitely no God.

5-0 is less fun from this side.

Oh my god, Liverpool. Allowing three goals in the last five minutes? That's not the way to set defensive records, boys. I know part of this is because Steve Finnan's out injured and Rafa's trying to give the new boys some experience, and give Dudek his once-a-season run out. (Does anyone know what happened to Daniel Agger, by the way? He hasn't played in any of the friendlies. Is he injured, too, or did they sell him and not tell anyone?) But still. Even with all that, this is not the best way to go into the Champions League qualifier. Which is, you know, WEDNESDAY. I'm just saying. You need to get it together, unless you want to prove Mourinho right. And really, do you want to live in that world? I don't.

Tour de Liverpool!

Carra looks almost as ready as I am for the new season to start. (Picture from Red and White Kop.)